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Making Thanksgiving Dinner

On the Sunday before Thanksgiving, Josh and I went up to Sebastapol and Petaluma, CA and got our own live turkey to shecht and process for Thanksgiving dinner.  With the help of some friends, we plucked and cleaned a 17 lb. bird in my backyard.

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Customer Tested and Approved!

Check out what Aharon at said after trying out our bacon!

OK just made 1 batch in the frying pan. It looked a little too lamb-like at first but by the time it was ready it was definitely bacon! Pretty salty, but I think that’s how it’s supposed to be.  I have never eaten the real thing but have seen and smelled it many times and this was what I imagined it would taste candied bacon also came out very good.

Get some!

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Guest Post: Mat Tonti and Daughters

I just got back from family dinner at the Tonti/Rezmovic house.  My first chili of the year with homemade schug,  story time with the kids, some guitar playing, and homemade chocolate chip cookies have left me in a pretty darn good mood.

Mat and Julie are colleagues and friends, but what I really want from them is there pickling know-how from living on a farm for a while.  In this guest post, Mat makes sauerkraut with help from some little cuties.

Two headed May!

There are few thrills for me greater than creating good food. Add to that the magic of sharing the experience with my daughters May and Hami, and you’ve got an rollicking good time. In this instance we made sauerkraut. It works as a project on so many levels. Firstly, it’s easy. It involves a clean jar, a head of cabbage, and some salt. Secondly, the main actions to prepare the cabbage involve slicing it into ribbons, and then smashing the b’jebus out of it with a mortar and pestle. This action extracts the water nestled in its cellular walls. I will admit that I do not let my daughters do the slicing, but when it comes to the smashing I let them have at it. The amazing thing is that what we’re really doing is creating a habitat of salt water for certain bacteria to dwell, in this case it’s Lactobacillus. Essentially, we are inviting the Lactobacilli to colonize the jar, and start feasting on the cabbage. By ingesting and then excreting, the lactobacilli are essentially helping us in two ways. The bacteria breaks down the hard-for-humans-to-digest cell walls of the plant, and through its excretions it is actually helping preserve the cabbage, i.e. pickling it. It is no wonder that so many popular Ashkenazi foods are in fact pickled. It speaks to the historical fact that many of the countries in which my ancestors lived had short growing seasons and long winters. In order to preserve the foods that were grown in the ground, the best strategy was (and may still be ) to pickle them. That way, they could enjoy their carrots, beets, and cabbage all year round. And from generation to generation we carry on the tradition by enjoying them as well.

Sauerkraut goes quickly in our house. While it is a challenge to get my girls to eat vegetables (OY!), they always willingly maw down some kraut, especially when they’ve had a hand in making it. And that brings me to my next point. Sauerkraut is DELICIOUS! After three or four days of sitting out, the lactobacilli have really had their way, and the distinct flavor of the pickling comes out, but you could wait even longer than that.  How much crunch versus how much pickle you want is a matter of personal taste. One thing to note is that it doesn’t take a huge amount of salt to create a good sauerkraut. I don’t have a fast number or ratio, but I’d suggest paying attention to how much salt you use the first time and playing around with the amount you use from batch to batch.

Finally, I’ll let you in on a family favorite use of the kraut: the veggie reuben. Good sliced bread, a nice spread, like Dijon mustard, fried tempeh, a slice of good cheese, (cheddar is always a favorite), and sauerkraut. Assemble the sandwich, and then fry both sides of the bread using butter. TO DIE FOR! Or, as my youngest would say: Yummmmm.


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Turkey Ossobuco

My Nana’s favorite meal was veal ossobuco preempted by a dry martini with extra ice on the side. I imagine she picked up this habit in Providence, Rhode Island where she raised my mom and her sister and spent most of her adult life. Providence has long had a strong Italian community and a good number of Geffner family stories involve Italian restaurants. Even today, my parents speak warmly of the great food in Federal Hill.

Though veal is readily available here in Israel, many people object and do not eat it. In addition, my college adviser wrote a tshuva for the Conservative movement’s Rabbinical Assembly regarding the kashrut status of veal based on tzar baalei chaim – the ethical treatment of animals. It was with these considerations that I decided to prepare an ossobuco Shabbat dinner with turkey legs.

Ossobuco means bone with a hole: osso – hole, buco – bone and comes from Milan. The meat is braised in white wine and turkey stock for a number of hours becoming more and more tender as time passes. The simmering stock and wine mix grows stronger in flavor as it becomes more concentrated. In addition, the broth thickens as the marrow from the bones seeps out.

Traditional ossobuco uses white wine and is flavored with cinnamon and a bay leaf. I used a newer version which calls for tomatoes. I consulted a recipe for Turkey Ossobuco and added some of my own ideas. I started with the bacon grease that I have been cooking with a lot since we started our bacon project. The grease is just the left over fat drippings collected from the bacon pan. 

After that I browned my floured turkey leg pieces. Earlier that morning, I had run up to the shuk to buy some turkey legs which I asked the butcher to chop into three or four pieces. My wife Yael cannot eat gluten so I used a rice flour. This flour stayed on surprisingly well. By browning the legs it helped keep the juices sealed into the meat. Once these pieces were browned, I removed them from the pot, turned down the flame and added my mirepoix of onions, celery and carrots. The onions and celery quickly started to sweat while also picking up the flavor of the bacon grease and turkey left behind. To this mix, I added something not called for in the recipe – diced chard ribs.  Chard is in season right now and we get a package of chard leaves every week in our CSA. I separated the ribs from the leaves, diced the ribs, and threw them in with the mirepoix. Later, after the broth had cooked down quite a bit, towards the end of the preparation, I added the chopped leaves.

Once my mirepoix was good and sweaty, I added a few cloves of garlic, diced, and a can of crushed tomatoes. Then I placed my turkey pieces into the mix. I made sure that the turkey pieces were surrounded by the mix and not just sitting on top. Then I added a mixture of stock and white wine to cover the pieces. I let this mixture come to a rolling boil slowly uncovered, and then turned the heat down to let it simmer for a couple of hours. In the end, the broth was bold and flavorful and the meat was tender, falling from the bone with the simplest nudge. While it was not veal, I am sure my Nana would have loved the meal. There is something so comforting about braised meat dishes. They evoke warmth and friendship and are the perfect recipe for a cool autumn Shabbat.

* A quick note about the stock. I bought a turkey neck at the shuk, put a piece of it in a small pot and brought the pot to a boil. I let this simmer for about an hour (while I prepped everything else). This is how I got stock.

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Guest Post: Josh Pashman Makes Chiliquiles

We at Kosher Bacon love a couple things.  One of them is Mexican food and the other thing is the Medina/Pashman family.  Jenny and Josh have fed us countless meals in the past and we are always grateful for their friendship.  Josh recently entered the Center for Kosher Culinary Arts‘ ‘Next Kosher Chef’ contest.  We sincerely hope for his victory, but in the meantime, here is the video Josh made as part of his entry.

Chiliquiles para el desayuno o una comida cualquiera! ¿Qué sabroso!


We’ve just heard that Josh has made it into the finals thanks to the Kosher Bacon Bump!  The finals take place on December 12th.  Good luck Josh!

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Restaurant Review – Darna

It was supposed to be a festive meal that promised exotic flavors in a beautiful setting, invoking the lavish dining culture of Morroco.

It turned out to be a wet turd in a rotten potato bag.

A number of years ago, I came to Darna with a large party of people visiting from my home community.  I remember giant bowls of pillowy couscous which, when excavated, revealed perfectly cook chunks of lamb with impeccably seasoned, tender vegetables. A wide array of salatim sat on a lazy susan and were constantly being refilled.  For reasons unknown, Darna has taken a steep dive from a once famed Jerusalem culinary destination to a sad backwater of Mid-Eastern kitsch and a menu which lacks both integrity and refinement.

My dining companion and I arrived early on a Thursday night, hopeful to beat a potentially overwhelming tourist rush.  The place was as I remember it–an amazing brightly colored interior offset by low lighting,  Moroccan folk music in the background, and large, comfortable seating arrangements both inside and in the outside courtyard.  To our astonishment, there was only one other couple dining in the whole place, and we were awkwardly seated next to them.  After deciding to find a more private corner, we were presented with the menu.

I had first noticed something off when we took a few minutes to review the menu, though we had taken some time to look over the restaurant’s website and knew what we were going to get beforehand.  The server was very polite,  though the famed forespice of various dips and salads never appeared.  As she took our orders, we were also presented with a bottle of water which we happily received since there was nothing else with which to whet our appetites.

Both my companion and I ordered from the ‘Darna Traditional Menu’, which promised a starter, a main, and a dessert served with mint tea.  After ordering, we sat in our small corner for more than fifteen minutes, patiently waiting for anything to eat while many servers decided to loudly review the menu in English just a few feet from us while the restaurant remained empty.

Our starters arrived just as I began to start chewing on my napkin.  We both ordered a pastilla, hers vegetarian and mine the fassia, which promised to be filled with Cornish hen.  Regarded as the national dish of Morocco, the pastilla is traditionally a savory/sweet meat pie encased in phyllo and covered with sugar and spices.  Our pastillas came out on very small plates, and ravenous at this point, we hurriedly cut into them.  My pastilla was neatly decorated with fine perpendicular lines of powdered sugar and cinnamon.  Searing hot, the phyllo was crispy and sweet, though the filling was entirely unimpressive.  Indistinguishable from regular chicken, the Cornish hen seemed to have been cooked in an unseasoned broth and did not contain the traditional ground almond layer. Except for the wonderfully crunchy exterior, there was nothing that elevated this dish– no subtleties in spicing, herbage, or texture.

To call my companion’s vegetarian version a disaster would be an understatement.  The only memorable vegetable in the mix was zucchini,  but their was an almost rancid flavor that permeated the entire thing.  It was as if there was a rotten box of vegetables in the back and the chef decided that instead of taking a loss, the kitchen would wrap it in enough phyllo dough and sugar that no one would ever know they were eating compost. Well Mr. or Mrs. Chef, we knew.  We knew.

The experience with our starters basically colored the rest of the meal.  The next course was the real reason I was excited about coming to Darna: the tajine.  In America, the tajine is kind of entering into haute cuisine by retailers such as Sur La Table and William Sonoma.  At Darna, it is supposed to be the main event.  I was going to order the lamb tajine with vegetables, but my server recommended the lamb with fruit and I happily accepted her advice.  There was no fanfare when the conical vessel arrived, but I was excited when that big puff of steam rose from the still bubbling base of meat and fruit.

Then I ate it.  Immediately noticeable was the strange ratio of meat to fruit.  The three “lamb cuts on the bone” took a back seat to the handfuls of raisins, dates, apricots, and blanched almonds.  The meat was hot and flavorful, and as you may have read on this blog elsewhere, I am a huge sucker for lamb fat.  Another displeasing feature of the dish became quickly apparent: everything had been covered in a thick syrup which began to completely coat the inside of my mouth and teeth and once cool, it made the dish unappetizing and inedible.  Before I stopped eating it, though, I was given the gift of several date and apricot pits…the first one took me by surprise and I was afraid I had chipped a tooth.  When I alerted the server about this (for which I believe would get you kicked off of Top Chef), she said “Oh, I should have told you.  Sorry.”

My companion’s main dish is hardly worth mentioning at this point, except to make it clear that the experience with our starters coupled with the dissatisfaction from our mains began to result in what Ira Glass would consider a ‘fiasco‘.  The lack of any dips and bread, even with the uninteresting pastilla and the fact that our water glasses were never filled after we polished off the expensive bottle of water, would have been forgivable had my tajine and her couscous been exceptional.  Instead, misstep after misstep negated any principle of charity we could allot to a kitchen with very few orders coming in while we were dining and a lofty reputation to uphold.  We now expected whatever came out of the kitchen to be a disaster and we wanted blood.

The kitchen did not disappoint.  Our dessert course was the ‘toukbal delight’, sweet phyllo layers in cinnamon and almond milk and Moroccan pastry platter.  The toukbal delight brought us back to the beginning, the poor pastilla, now covered with a thick and unappetizing cream which quickly saturated the phyllo and looked like a dirty Mexican pizza from Taco Bell.  The Moroccan pastries put the fiasco into high gear.  Having a strong dislike for rosewater and the fact that ever pastry was covered in it, I actually spit food into my napkin and left it on the table.  Happy that it was finally over, we paid the bill, said goodnight and walked home, disgusted and dissatisfied, knowing we could have had a better meal at a fraction of the cost at Maoz down the street.

It pains me to write the following words, but this may be the worst meal I have paid for in very long time.  I wanted to enjoy Darna so much.  I wanted a simple, delicious meal from a cuisine that I do not have much experience with in my own kitchen, and was let down. The experience of going out to eat is essentially an exercise in trust; I, the diner, promise not to do anything but sit here politely and accept that you will serve me food with a high retail mark up, but it will ultimately (hopefully) enrapture me.  For someone who likes to cook high-quality food at home, the stakes are even higher.  A restaurant needs to convince me that I can’t do what they do (ambiance notwithstanding) in my own kitchen. Darna failed miserably at this.

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